Last Tuesday was the annual Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show and it was nothing short of amazing. As usual. Kanye and Jay-Z killed it with their N*ggas in Paris performance (just once); Nicki Minaj performed Super Bass in real Nicki fashion, and Adam Levine rocked the stage with Moves Like Jagger.
Every year, the wannabe comedians come out with the same old jokes and comments. I won’t go over them in detail but you know what I’m talking about. Anyway, here’s what we girls really think about it.
We hate them. But not really. Naturally, the haters come out in full force on this night. The insecure girls sit in front of the TV and nitpick every possible flaw on the models. “Omg, Becky – look at her butt. It is not there.”
We love them. Do you really need to question why?
We feel fat. Watching these superhumans, er, supermodels walk that runway can make us self-conscious. Motivation to hit the gym. Or stop eating.
Time to hit Victoria’s Secret! Despite the tests of self-esteem this show might raise, a lot of girls are gonna feel inspired to hit up their local Vicky’s to pick up a thing or two.
It’s not that serious. At the end of the day, we realize most people don’t look like VS models. Not all of us get to be 5’10″, 100lbs with D-cups. Just sit back and enjoy the show with us.
Boyfriend etiquette
Just because we’re letting you watch it doesn’t mean you get a free pass to be an obnoxious asshole! Watch what you say. If you play your cards right, you might benefit from this. 
Bonus points if you skipped the show altogether, though.
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