This is a Public Service Announcement for Twilight-lovers all over the world. I’ll make it quick.
We watch sports with you. In return, we want you to watch girly movies with us. OKAY… I’ll admit, sports may not be as painful to watch (I personally love them) but all we want is for you to join us in something we enjoy. We know it’s silly, and hopefully I’m speaking for most girls when I say we don’t really believe in that stuff. We don’t need you to participate in a Team Edward vs Team Jacob debate (if she does… she’s too young for you bro). We don’t want you to be a vampire. We don’t even want you to be a werewolf (I suppose those abs wouldn’t hurt though…).
We know it’s silly, but here’s the way I see it:
Would you rather have us spend all 117 of those minutes with someone else?
So man up, grab us some popcorn and enjoy. The enjoy part isn’t mandatory.